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Leg-Humping Labrador · 12-04-2006, 01:31 PM

I've been banned to this dungeon for falsely accusing myself in a recent thread of being the responsible party who heinously posted confidential information about someone else (since removed by admin), my [false] accusation being a tasteless attempt at satire of the same.

Hmmmm, "heinously" can probably be correctly pronounced "anusly." Interesting.

Actually, that's not true. Well, the "heinously" observation is true; I mean the first part isn't true. Well, technically yes, that is partly true too: I did do what I said I did, but I wasn't committed to this forum for it. No, I was banned to here for narcissistic attention-whoring.

Actually, that's not even entirely true either; the reason is true, the sanction is not. Am I clear on that?

Or maybe I am self-endungeoned out of boredom. (Or should that be auto-endungeoned?)

Anyway, the point is, regardless of the questionable legitimacy of my imprisonment, I'm hoping that someone will point and laugh at me (see forum description mandating that) anyway, just to teach me a lesson, whether deserved or not. I'm sort of feeling under-abused lately. Thanks.

Spanky · 12-04-2006, 01:38 PM

Heather · 12-04-2006, 01:39 PM

Naughty boy!

Hally · 12-04-2006, 03:15 PM

Wait. I'm confused.

Bosch · 12-04-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Hally

Wait. I'm confused.

Me too. Are you even really banned or are you just posting in here?

Leg-Humping Labrador · 12-04-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Spanky

Excellent! I am feeling much better already. Thank you, Spankster.

Bosch · 12-04-2006, 04:51 PM

I'm still confused, but I hope you're "free" soon.

Leg-Humping Labrador · 12-05-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bosch

I'm still confused, but I hope you're "free" soon.

I'm still confused too, but I will never be "free." You think I'm that easy?!? Nosireebob, it'll cost ya to 'get some' with the Lamanite Labrador! Don't insult me. I am not some cheap street-hooking lambada instructor; I cater to a much classier clientele of dog-dancing, thankyouverymuch. Make a good faith bid, and we'll evaluate your chances.

Robear · 12-14-2006, 04:55 PM

"The Prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken."

Mwahaha!

Kate · 12-16-2006, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Leg-Humping Labrador

I'm still confused too, but I will never be "free." You think I'm that easy?!? Nosireebob, it'll cost ya to 'get some' with the Lamanite Labrador! Don't insult me. I am not some cheap street-hooking lambada instructor; I cater to a much classier clientele of dog-dancing, thankyouverymuch. Make a good faith bid, and we'll evaluate your chances.

hmmm, a bid eh??

I excel at a style more commonly associated with canines, but in the human genre..

do I have a chance? I could abuse you & spank you also... if it helped my bid

Maleficent · 12-16-2006, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Leg-Humping Labrador

I've been banned to this dungeon for falsely accusing myself in a recent thread of being the responsible party who heinously posted confidential information about someone else (since removed by admin), my [false] accusation being a tasteless attempt at satire of the same.

Hmmmm, "heinously" can probably be correctly pronounced "anusly." Interesting.

Actually, that's not true. Well, the "heinously" observation is true; I mean the first part isn't true. Well, technically yes, that is partly true too: I did do what I said I did, but I wasn't committed to this forum for it. No, I was banned to here for narcissistic attention-whoring.

Actually, that's not even entirely true either; the reason is true, the sanction is not. Am I clear on that?

Or maybe I am self-endungeoned out of boredom. (Or should that be auto-endungeoned?)

Anyway, the point is, regardless of the questionable legitimacy of my imprisonment, I'm hoping that someone will point and laugh at me (see forum description mandating that) anyway, just to teach me a lesson, whether deserved or not. I'm sort of feeling under-abused lately. Thanks.

Wow. I actually understood that. I'm not sure what that says about me.

But since I do understand, I'll willingly berate you for your tasteless humor.

<-- you

Feel better now?

Leg-Humping Labrador · 12-18-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kate

hmmm, a bid eh??

I excel at a style more commonly associated with canines, but in the human genre..

do I have a chance? I could abuse you & spank you also... if it helped my bid

GoingOnceGoingTwiceSOLD! ...to the hot little saucy aussie in the back row. Please redeem your winning bid at the auctioneer's changing room, 2nd room on your left. ;-)

Leg-Humping Labrador · 12-18-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Maleficent

Wow. I actually understood that. I'm not sure what that says about me.

But of course YOU do. That doesn't surprise me at all.

Thanks for the abuse. Now I know where to go first, when I need my fix. ;-)

Maleficent · 12-18-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Leg-Humping Labrador

But of course YOU do. That doesn't surprise me at all.

Thanks for the abuse. Now I know where to go first, when I need my fix. ;-)

LOL, anytime.

brights the cat · 04-22-2008, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robear

"The Prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken."

Mwahaha!

LOL

12-04-2006, 01:31 PM	#1
Leg-Humping Labrador Lambada Instructor Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,131	Will somebody come visit me? I've been banned to this dungeon for falsely accusing myself in a recent thread of being the responsible party who heinously posted confidential information about someone else (since removed by admin), my [false] accusation being a tasteless attempt at satire of the same. Hmmmm, "heinously" can probably be correctly pronounced "anusly." Interesting. Actually, that's not true. Well, the "heinously" observation is true; I mean the first part isn't true. Well, technically yes, that is partly true too: I did do what I said I did, but I wasn't committed to this forum for it. No, I was banned to here for narcissistic attention-whoring. Actually, that's not even entirely true either; the reason is true, the sanction is not. Am I clear on that? Or maybe I am self-endungeoned out of boredom. (Or should that be auto-endungeoned?) Anyway, the point is, regardless of the questionable legitimacy of my imprisonment, I'm hoping that someone will point and laugh at me (see forum description mandating that) anyway, just to teach me a lesson, whether deserved or not. I'm sort of feeling under-abused lately. Thanks. Keep moving, folks - nothing to see here. Move along now. Last edited by Leg-Humping Labrador : 12-04-2006 at 05:19 PM.

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